Can I be sacked for having nookie with a permie?

[Diver]

You do realise that he'd only picked it up from The Simpsons.

I knew I'd heard it somewhere before Doh!

[eek]

You do realise that he'd only picked it up from The Simpsons.

from memory K2p2 is a girl.

[vetran]

from memory K2p2 is a hairy trucker pretending to be a girl.

FTFY

[nomadd]

from memory K2p2 is a girl.

Single, 54 year old, bald man - posing on the Internet as a girl. Seriously, I've seen the pictures, and he ain't no lady.

[doomage]

'would you like to come up with me in the plane(he was having lessons)

reminds me of:

Lord Flasheart: All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite like you treat your woman!
Lieutenant George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Captain Blackadder: I'm beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote.
Lord Flasheart: Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to *my* railings and suffer a jet movement gets *my* vote!

[lukemg]

Ethical considerations are your own concern and bear in mind you can be dropped from a contract or not renewed for any reason they can think of so you might never know.
I was once seeing a fellow contractor on one contract. Perm 'team leader' suspected and told her if he thought people on the team were going out he would look to get them out of the place (bit jealous and carrying a torch apparently) he apologised for that one but he also announced in a team meet when the real manager was on hols that he thought the team should work in silence - We were laughing our heads off till we realised he was actually serious...
That aside, main trouble came when relationship went sour, she told me I HAD to get a job somewhere else as she had been there longer - yeah right. Not a pleasant time....
Moved onto a couple of permies in the same building but big place so easy to avoid when necessary !
Bear in mind she will likely be looking for you to bin wifey and move in regardless of what she says now, especially when her mates get stuck into her and will likely increase pressure and take steps outside your control etc.
Very few are going to be happy playing 'hide the sausage' for a long time while you pop back home every week. Still, good luck with it all...

[mudskipper]

You do realise that he'd only picked it up from The Simpsons.

Indeed. Matt Groening's got a lawsuit out on Charlotte Bronte for breach of copyright.

[mudskipper]

Single, 54 year old, bald man - posing on the Internet as a girl. Seriously, I've seen the pictures, and he ain't no lady.

Busted.