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    Give us this day our daily spud

    Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk

    That's it, I'm never going to attempt hanging curtains.

    #2
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. “It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.” “My hands were full.” “I fell.”
      Although potatoes don't show on x-ray.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Where is Bobspud?

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          #5
          I just came back from the butchers. Bought a large salami.

          The butcher asked if I wanted it sliced!

          I said, What do you think I am, a slot machine!

          Sasguru
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Shouldn't he be doing a penance for concocting that story?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
              Where is Bobspud?
              It wasn't me ok!!!!

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                #8
                Love the tweets: "McCain And Abel", "The Vicar Of Chip-ley"

                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.
                    Obviously a man of your calibre would have a man to do that for you?


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