I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber.
"That's disgusting" I said, "I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostLike a butler you mean? Hey that would be really posh! I say, Jeeves!
and the upper classes being traditionally landowners, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Ones Manservant was required to bring in the crops so to speak
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOf course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.
But accidently inserting a potato up your bum, that's about as likely as a priest 'accidently' impaling themselves on a choirboy
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Obviously a man of your calibre would have a man to do that for you?
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From the comments:
- 5:52 PM on 3/28/2012
Hambo
It's a potato wedgie!
- 1:01 PM on 3/23/2012
FMJ
Shame he wasn't a portly monk, or there would have been a deep fat friar joke in there somewhere. And you have to ask - was the bloke with the Russian dolls dressed up as a really big one himself?
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- 5:52 PM on 3/28/2012
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOf course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.
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Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.
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I just came back from the butchers. Bought a large salami.
The butcher asked if I wanted it sliced!
I said, What do you think I am, a slot machine!
Sasguru
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Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. “It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.” “My hands were full.” “I fell.”
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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk
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