Give us this day our daily spud

[KentPhilip]

I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber.

"That's disgusting" I said, "I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."

[Diver]

Like a butler you mean? Hey that would be really posh! I say, Jeeves!

Traditionally the younger sons of the upper classes went into the clergy, and we all know that the the upper classes would roger a mongoose if it stood still long enough, so it's no surprise that the church has inherited a legacy of sexual deviancy.

and the upper classes being traditionally landowners, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Ones Manservant was required to bring in the crops so to speak

[amcdonald]

Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.

I know of someone whose party trick was to insert a garden gnome up their bum, and for encore have two women fisting them of which one at least once was my ex landlady

But accidently inserting a potato up your bum, that's about as likely as a priest 'accidently' impaling themselves on a choirboy

[xoggoth]

Obviously a man of your calibre would have a man to do that for you?

Like a butler you mean? Hey that would be really posh! I say, Jeeves!

[realityhack]

From the comments:

• 5:52 PM on 3/28/2012
  
  Hambo
  
  It's a potato wedgie!
  
  
  
  
  
• 1:01 PM on 3/23/2012
  
  FMJ
  
  Shame he wasn't a portly monk, or there would have been a deep fat friar joke in there somewhere. And you have to ask - was the bloke with the Russian dolls dressed up as a really big one himself?
  
  
  

[Diver]

Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.

Obviously a man of your calibre would have a man to do that for you?


0o----

[xoggoth]

Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.

[hyperD]

Love the tweets: "McCain And Abel", "The Vicar Of Chip-ley"

[bobspud]

Where is Bobspud?

It wasn't me ok!!!!

[TimberWolf]

Shouldn't he be doing a penance for concocting that story?

[Diver]

I just came back from the butchers. Bought a large salami.

The butcher asked if I wanted it sliced!

I said, What do you think I am, a slot machine!

Sasguru

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Where is Bobspud?

[d000hg]

Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. “It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.” “My hands were full.” “I fell.”

Although potatoes don't show on x-ray.

[SimonMac]

[PRC1964]

Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk

That's it, I'm never going to attempt hanging curtains.