A thread to bully all hypocritical God-bothering twunts ...

[sasguru]

Naming no names off course. I find so-called "christians" the most nauseating fookwits imaginable

[d000hg]

Waaaaah, I got told off in another thread and wanted to make the biggest scene I possibly could to get attention and make myself feel like a big man.

It's just sad really.

[DimPrawn]

Bless you sasguru.

I'll say a prayer for you this evensong.

[BrilloPad]

So you admit that Christians are God bothers and hence God exists. Are you angry at God or something? I assure you that Jesus died on the cross for all your sins. Call on him and you will be forgiven.

Well apart from calling everyone a cretin. Even Jesus won't forgive that. You are going to hell. MF will be rogering you for an eternity. You can't imagine eternity can you. Thanks of a moth travelling round a steel ball a million miles across. The butterflies wings touches the ball once every million years. When the steel bll has worn away your torment is only just beginning.

[BrilloPad]

Bless you sasguru.

I'll say a prayer for you this evensong.

So will I. "Dear God. Please put the cretin sasguru out of our misery. If its a painful way out I will stick an extra £1 in the collection next week"

[Diver]

Naming no names off course. I find so-called "christians" the most nauseating fookwits imaginable

All religious folk actually, But only when they speak or use other means of communication to try and foist their silly antiquated and illogical beliefs onto us sensible people

[Platypus]

Naming no names off course. I find so-called "christians" the most nauseating fookwits imaginable

Then you'll like this:
The Daily Mash - People who prayed for Muamba not being jailed

[d000hg]

The phrase "god botherer" is rather nonsensical. Surely a)bothering God is OK b)it's not God who we bother, but other people - leading them to spluttering hissy fits?

[Zoiderman]

I have nothing against Christians, in so much as I have nothing against anyone with imaginary friends.

[sasguru]

All religious folk actually, But only when they speak or use other means of communication to try and foist their silly antiquated and illogical beliefs onto us sensible people

WHS