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Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms
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Yeah - what's the deal SY?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm confused. I thought you went off ill from your last contract for a day or two. Are you terminated? Benched????Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm confused. I thought you went off ill from your last contract for a day or two. Is it terminal?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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No thanks, just had one from Mrs. Suity.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHave a
from me.
Hard Brexit now!
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Genuine question, need the truth to bait him in futureOriginally posted by Sands of Time View PostSY baiting - I've missed this!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Also...Originally posted by d000hg View PostGenuine question, need the truth to bait him in future
Surely his plan b should be very mature by now!
Why would he need a contract?
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Which is why 75% of what I post here is lies. I suspect its the same for alot of other posters.Originally posted by d000hg View PostGenuine question, need the truth to bait him in future
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhich is why 75% of what I post here is lies. I suspect its the same for alot of other posters.
Liars and exaggerators on CUK!
You wait until Jeeves comes back from walking the dinosaur and he'll post what I say is the truth.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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She knows she's not to go direct with existing clients. Thanks for letting me know - I'll get my 50% off her in the morning.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo thanks, just had one from Mrs. Suity.Comment
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