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Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms

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    #41
    Beer garden.
    Then played with the kids in the garden and lit the chiminea (with the boys helping to set the fire).
    Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
    Told the boys a further tall story at bedtime about a baby whale called Phillip who was caught by a sea trawler (which I made up on the spot). I love being a Dad.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Beer garden.
      Then played with the kids in the garden and lit the chiminea (with the boys helping to set the fire).
      Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
      Told the boys a further tall story at bedtime about a baby whale called Phillip who was caught by a sea trawler (which I made up on the spot). I love being a Dad.
      Sounds brilliant suity.

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        #43
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Beer garden.
        Then played with the kids in the garden and lit the chiminea (with the boys helping to set the fire).
        Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
        Told the boys a further tall story at bedtime about a baby whale called Phillip who was caught by a sea trawler (which I made up on the spot). I love being a Dad.
        You told them about your exploits then?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #44
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
          It's sweet you still have a bedtime.

          Sounds nice apart from the vermin kids.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #45
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            It's sweet you still have a bedtime.

            Sounds nice apart from the vermin kids.
            Oh you have some too, nice.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #46
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Sounds brilliant suity.
              WHS.
              My grandmother could invent wonderful stories. Usually they were about my grandfather (and this is where the magic ends) - she really didn't like him very much.
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                #47
                My mum used to make up stories about a Lion which lived in the nearest town - Diss in Norfolk

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                  #48
                  30 mile bike ride this afternoon. Pooped now.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    30 mile bike ride this afternoon. Pooped now.



                    I just thought about doing a 30 mile bike ride and Pooped

                    See, It's the thought that counts
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      You told them about your exploits then?
                      It was the one about his successful contracts

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