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    "Look me in the eyes and tell me if you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the voters".

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    "Look me in the eyes and tell me if you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the voters".
    AtW posts more drivel
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      All he did was shake hands with David now his hand smells of poo

      You know how long it takes for that smell to come off?

      Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.

      How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?

      They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        Ed Milliband stands in front of an illuminous green sign and whines about something nobody cares about.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post

          It's got to be Bisto.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            And after I beat him in the election, I said to my brother "David, smell my fingers"
            Insert Witty Signature Here

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              #7
              Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
              All he did was shake hands with David now his hand smells of poo

              You know how long it takes for that smell to come off?

              Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.

              How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?

              They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
              Do you see the sailboat?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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