Caption competition

[d000hg]

All he did was shake hands with David now his hand smells of poo

You know how long it takes for that smell to come off?

Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.

How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?

They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.

Do you see the sailboat?

[zharrt]

And after I beat him in the election, I said to my brother "David, smell my fingers"

[TimberWolf]

It's got to be Bisto.

[Robinho]

Ed Milliband stands in front of an illuminous green sign and whines about something nobody cares about.

[amcdonald]

All he did was shake hands with David now his hand smells of poo

You know how long it takes for that smell to come off?

Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.

How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?

They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.

[Paddy]

"Look me in the eyes and tell me if you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the voters".

AtW posts more drivel

[AtW]

"Look me in the eyes and tell me if you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the voters".