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"Look me in the eyes and tell me if you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the voters". -
Originally posted by AtW View Post
"Look me in the eyes and tell me if you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the voters"."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
All he did was shake hands with David now his hand smells of poo
You know how long it takes for that smell to come off?
Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.
How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?
They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Ed Milliband stands in front of an illuminous green sign and whines about something nobody cares about.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostInsert Witty Signature HereComment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostAll he did was shake hands with David now his hand smells of poo
You know how long it takes for that smell to come off?
Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days.
How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?
They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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