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Yes. Admin has already opened lines of communication seeking to remain as a Quisling figurehead and get the Mods to do the dirty work that is clearly beneath her Exaltedness. -
It's important to know where we all stand. It's in the interest of fairness(tm).Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts good to see the underlying rules laid out though - cheers!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Are you adopting the manic laugh approach to code review. I find it useful to drop it in once in a while as it unnerves the newbies.Originally posted by Pogle View PostNo cage can hold me - I is a free piggie!
Must dash, hay to nibble, code to review, you know how it ismerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I have them quaking in thier boots.Originally posted by eek View PostAre you adopting the manic laugh approach to code review. I find it useful to drop it in once in a while as it unnerves the newbies.
They really dont like having thier pathetic attempts at data extraction pulled apart and used as compost.
'specilly by a female member of the opposite sex. he he.
I can be nice, i just choose not to
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Smite them with your pointy claws, o mighty one!Originally posted by Pogle View PostI have them quaking in thier boots.
They really dont like having thier pathetic attempts at data extraction pulled apart and used as compost.
'specilly by a female member of the opposite sex. he he.
I can be nice, i just choose not to
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Chinchillas? I'm inOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostThe great one scampers among us! We have prepared your bedding and laid out the choicest carrots. The shock chinchilla squadron stands ready to arrest the old régime and all traitors. What are your orders?
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Do you want to stop being so cryptic and cliquey and and just get to the point and tell us what's happened? Either that or find somewhere private to blow smoke up each others' arses.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Behold! The Exalted One's title is in place. Admin and Mods will continue to perform the humdrum daily task on her behalf.
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I for one welcome our new rat overlady.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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