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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?
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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?
24Pills and booze FTW.33.33%8Under a train - cause maximum disruption.4.17%1Hang from stairwell - naked from the waist down0.00%0Sharp knife to jugular - the halal way0.00%0Jump from a building - wearing superman costume..20.83%5AndyW's mum sitting on my face.41.67%10 -
Mountain of coke and room full of sluts to whom the game of snooker is but one of two colours...Originally posted by k2p2 View PostPoll to follow -
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Not that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rush
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I reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.
At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.
Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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My brother nearly did it from Beachy Head. One of my friends from Uni was found by his mum hung and I know a train driver who had to give up work having run over 2 people and not being able to do anything about it.
Apart from that being shagged to death by Kylie would be in my ideal.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Proper funny, and If I hadn't spent all my rep down marking the fat lad, this would have been marked up.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.
At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.
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Do it with a parachute?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostNot that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rush
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I'd try and fight insurgents in Afghanistan with Zoiderman in command.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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