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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?
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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?
24Pills and booze FTW.33.33%8Under a train - cause maximum disruption.4.17%1Hang from stairwell - naked from the waist down0.00%0Sharp knife to jugular - the halal way0.00%0Jump from a building - wearing superman costume..20.83%5AndyW's mum sitting on my face.41.67%10 -
Originally posted by k2p2 View PostPoll to follow -
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Not that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rushComment
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I reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.
At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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My brother nearly did it from Beachy Head. One of my friends from Uni was found by his mum hung and I know a train driver who had to give up work having run over 2 people and not being able to do anything about it.
Apart from that being shagged to death by Kylie would be in my ideal.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.
At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostNot that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rushComment
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I'd try and fight insurgents in Afghanistan with Zoiderman in command.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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