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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?
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Don't even need to fight them, Them English are so popular, just booking a holiday to Baghdad, or Kabul and you'd be dead by nightfall.Comment
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I think that's if you don't have the urge to top yourself, but would like to know what suicidal feels like. This thread is about what you do once you've reached that stage.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostJoin CUK. Slow but effective.
I think I'd be too scared to do anything violent. Pills and booze.Comment
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Tall building for me.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Very high speed car crash.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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10, 12 feet. Gonna do it proper.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNot too tall, I hope.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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He'll just keep climbing and jumping 'til the job's done.Originally posted by AtW View PostAre you a dwarf?
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