If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?

[mudskipper]

Poll to follow

[Zoiderman]

Poll to follow

Mountain of coke and room full of sluts to whom the game of snooker is but one of two colours...

[BrilloPad]

Shagging Kylie - as I get the vinegar strokes an elephant crushes my arse.

[Cliphead]

Not that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rush

[VectraMan]

I reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.

At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.

[eek]

My brother nearly did it from Beachy Head. One of my friends from Uni was found by his mum hung and I know a train driver who had to give up work having run over 2 people and not being able to do anything about it.

Apart from that being shagged to death by Kylie would be in my ideal.

[Zoiderman]

I reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.

At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.

Proper funny, and If I hadn't spent all my rep down marking the fat lad, this would have been marked up.

[BrilloPad]

Not that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rush

Do it with a parachute?

[MarillionFan]

I'd try and fight insurgents in Afghanistan with Zoiderman in command.

[AtW]

This thread makes me feel glum