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What do you call your old chap?

27 February 2012, 21:49

My old man is a funny one - he's very particular about the correct naming of his 'lad'.

When it's in its resplendent form (rare enough now days), I have to address it as Ozymandias. But when quiescent we call it Uncle Wrinkle, after the New Cross Chinese take away. I have even caught him on his own hunching over CUK talking to 'My Precious', but I'm never quite sure what he's referring to.

So what do you call your / your old man's little fella?
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28 February 2012, 08:14

My Precious? He's obviously playing with his ring.

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28 February 2012, 08:22

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28 February 2012, 08:24

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28 February 2012, 08:34

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The purple-headed gut rummager..............

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28 February 2012, 08:56

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