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Previously on "What do you call your old chap?"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I see you're ahead of me there!

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    red hot sword

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Mine is a tiny worthless tool, not worthy of discussion, response or praise. An embarrsssment and a let down.. I call mine Pacharan.
    If I hadn't needed the skin for the vaginoplasty, you could have had mine.

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  • northernladuk
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    Mine is a tiny worthless tool, not worthy of discussion, response or praise. An embarrsssment and a let down.. I call mine Pacharan.
    Last edited by northernladuk; 29 February 2012, 13:25. Reason: Spelling innit

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  • Doggy Styles
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    The pork plunger

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  • The Spartan
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    The Meat Sword mwahahaha!

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  • Old Greg
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    'er indoors.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    When I was at school an erection was called 'the ripping scourge'.

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  • wobbegong
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    Getting back on topic . . .

    "The blue veined custard chucker"

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  • Robinho
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    Anaconda

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  • Freamon
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    Well I certainly don't call it an "old chap" as I'm not 52.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    When I see 2 women getting it on I get excited. I am worried I am a lesbian. Should I be?
    I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot!

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  • The Spartan
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    I like your thinking lol

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Its not gay if we don't kiss on the mouth, right?
    The more gays there are in the world the better. Leaves more women for me.

    Well that is the theory. For some reason some women seem to prefer celibacy to me.

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  • Notascooby
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    When I see 2 women getting it on I get excited. I am worried I am a lesbian. Should I be?
    Yes, you should be a lesbian.

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