What do you call your old chap?

[Mich the Tester]

A bit cheesy is it?

[BrilloPad]

William and Catherine are on their wedding night. William strips and Catherine says "I like your penis". William says "we are married now - dont be coy - you can call it a dick". Catherine says "Oh dont be silly. A dick is 12 inches and black."

[SimonMac]

I call mine Fenton, hairy, uncontrolled and usually frustrating someone else when let out in the park

[pacharan]

I call mine Simon Mac

[SimonMac]

I call mine Simon Mac

Do you often think of me when playing with yourself?

If so please stop it

[northernladyuk]

Do you often think of me when playing with yourself?

If so please stop it

Maybe he could play with you and think of himself?

[SimonMac]

Maybe he could play with you and think of himself?

Its not gay if we don't kiss on the mouth, right?

[Notascooby]

Its not gay if we don't kiss on the mouth, right?

I'm not gay....but I once shagged a man who was!

[northernladyuk]

Its not gay if we don't kiss on the mouth, right?

That question is like John Major's rectum.

[BrilloPad]

When I see 2 women getting it on I get excited. I am worried I am a lesbian. Should I be?