What do you call your old chap?

[Notascooby]

When I see 2 women getting it on I get excited. I am worried I am a lesbian. Should I be?

Yes, you should be a lesbian.

[BrilloPad]

Its not gay if we don't kiss on the mouth, right?

The more gays there are in the world the better. Leaves more women for me.

Well that is the theory. For some reason some women seem to prefer celibacy to me.

[The Spartan]

I like your thinking lol

[SimonMac]

When I see 2 women getting it on I get excited. I am worried I am a lesbian. Should I be?

I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot!

[Freamon]

Well I certainly don't call it an "old chap" as I'm not 52.

[Robinho]

Anaconda

[wobbegong]

Getting back on topic . . .

"The blue veined custard chucker"

[Doggy Styles]

When I was at school an erection was called 'the ripping scourge'.

[Old Greg]

'er indoors.

[The Spartan]

The Meat Sword mwahahaha!