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Discussing this today we reckon enough common sense to leave the clueful people to it and distract the others to let the clueful get on with it undisturbed.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Depends on the individual.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHow much experience makes a good IT Project manager though? 18 months? 18 years?
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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You've seen one of these in the flesh? Did you do your lottery numbers that day as well?Originally posted by eek View PostDiscussing this today we reckon enough common sense to leave the clueful people to it and distract the others to let the clueful get on with it undisturbed.
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No but the one I'm working for is currently ill due to stress. Its remarkable how much more can be done when he isn't "managing".Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou've seen one of these in the flesh? Did you do your lottery numbers that day as well?
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Originally posted by eek View PostNo but the one I'm working for is currently ill due to stress. Its remarkable how much more can be done when he isn't "managing".

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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I love my project. It's an internal project, and basically just me. Doing everything. Which suits me fine.
Unfortunately, we need a project plan to justify my extension. So it's in my interests to ensure the PM does it to my requirements...Comment
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Aww a pet PMOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostI love my project. It's an internal project, and basically just me. Doing everything. Which suits me fine.
Unfortunately, we need a project plan to justify my extension. So it's in my interests to ensure the PM does it to my requirements...
Fresh straw every day and keep topping up their water.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Why, didn't they have any actual project managing to do? Did you want to tie them up with Project so they'd be too busy to get in the way?Originally posted by k2p2 View PostToday I taught the project manager how to use Microsoft Project.
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Dive in, no planning? Ballsy but I like it.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI like the JFDI approach.
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