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    #31
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    How much experience makes a good IT Project manager though? 18 months? 18 years?
    Discussing this today we reckon enough common sense to leave the clueful people to it and distract the others to let the clueful get on with it undisturbed.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #32
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      How much experience makes a good IT Project manager though? 18 months? 18 years?
      Depends on the individual.
      "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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        #33
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        Discussing this today we reckon enough common sense to leave the clueful people to it and distract the others to let the clueful get on with it undisturbed.
        You've seen one of these in the flesh? Did you do your lottery numbers that day as well?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          You've seen one of these in the flesh? Did you do your lottery numbers that day as well?
          No but the one I'm working for is currently ill due to stress. Its remarkable how much more can be done when he isn't "managing".
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #35
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            No but the one I'm working for is currently ill due to stress. Its remarkable how much more can be done when he isn't "managing".


            Fair play
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #36
              I love my project. It's an internal project, and basically just me. Doing everything. Which suits me fine.

              Unfortunately, we need a project plan to justify my extension. So it's in my interests to ensure the PM does it to my requirements...

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                #37
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                I love my project. It's an internal project, and basically just me. Doing everything. Which suits me fine.

                Unfortunately, we need a project plan to justify my extension. So it's in my interests to ensure the PM does it to my requirements...
                Aww a pet PM

                Fresh straw every day and keep topping up their water.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Today I taught the project manager how to use Microsoft Project.
                  Why, didn't they have any actual project managing to do? Did you want to tie them up with Project so they'd be too busy to get in the way?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #39
                    I like the JFDI approach.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      I like the JFDI approach.
                      Dive in, no planning? Ballsy but I like it.

                      What could possibly go wrong
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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