Mumsnet. Grrrrrrrrrr.

[MarillionFan]

Accusing MF of trollish behaviour!! How very dare they!!!!

WHS

They deleted one of my posts! How the fook do you get deleted posts on Mumsnet!

[SimonMac]

Was anyone else drawn here under the illusion that this will be a Churchill thread?

[northernladuk]

WHS

They deleted one of my posts! How the fook do you get deleted posts on Mumsnet!

There were a couple on that thread about Center Parcs means bum secs..

[Zippy]

Nah they played with him like a cat with an injured mouse.

Never underestimate mumsnet.

I've just been looking through the holiday snaps. Brilliant!

[cojak]

Flippin' heck not again!

You came running back here crying like little girls last time.

Don't worry darlings, you're safe from the big nasty mumsnet girls.

(Unless I let them in to give you another pasting, obv... ).

[ChimpMaster]

Flippin' heck not again!

You came running back here crying like little girls last time.

Don't worry darlings, you're safe from the big nasty mumsnet girls.

(Unless I let them in to give you another pasting, obv... ).

Well it could be fun. I mean we're pretty much all blokes here, and they're clearly all really hot milfs. I say party on (I couldn't find the doggystyle smiley)

[SimonMac]

Well it could be fun. I mean we're pretty much all blokes here, and they're clearly all really hot milfs. I say party on (I couldn't find the doggystyle smiley)

[chef]

Mumsnet troll policy

We thought it was about time we outlined and explained Mumsnet policy on the thorny issue of trolls. (For those who don't know, a troll is someone who poses as someone else in order to stir up trouble, fulfil their own perverted agenda, or just for the hell of it.)

Unfortunately, it's not always immediately obvious whether a poster is, in fact, a troll. We all tend to be a bit suspicious of new folks posting things of a sensitive or inflammatory nature, but we would rather Mumsnet erred on the side of giving folks the benefit of the doubt and risked being made to look a bit foolish than pounce on someone who turns out to be genuinely in need of help. We hope you agree.

Secondly, in our experience trolls thrive on attention – the more aggressively you or we attack, the more likely they are to stick around and cause mayhem – ignore their posts and usually they'll go away. Ban them and there's nothing to stop them returning with a new email address and identity (no website can stop that happening).

Having said that, whether posted by trolls or otherwise, we don't tolerate any unnecessarily abusive postings and would certainly ban anyone who was persistently doing this of kind of thing.

Please do contactus@mumsnet.com if you have any concerns at all and we promise take it very seriously and to closely monitor any troublemakers.

We are conscious that most Mumsnetters have enough stresses in their lives without finding more on here. But on the bright side, considering the number of users and discussions, disturbances are mercifully few and far between not least because you, the members, police the boards extremely effectively and with a good deal of common sense.

Many thanks and keep up the good work.

Best,
Mumsnet Towers

so that's you lot told

[d000hg]

"Hello there,

We're just dropping you a line because your username, 'CUKAmbassador', has been reported to us for promoting CUK - and we can see the reporter's point! I'm afraid we don't allow users to promote goods and services via their nicknames. We do understand that you're probably not being paid to do so, but we have a clear blanket policy on this, so we'd be grateful if you could change your name to something that doesn't reference CUK. (As you may know, we have also had site invasions from CUK in the past, so usernames referencing CUK can make some of our users suspect trollish behaviour even where there is none.)

Trust you'll understand,

Best wishes
MNHQ"

How dare they accuse me of trolling their site!

This ladies and gentlemen is war.

Any good threads recently? I don't seem able to view your profile when I found you in a thread - are you now banned?

[sasguru]

Can we have some links please ...