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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
I am very "Die Hard". I wear a vest and hang around airports at Christmas looking for terrorists....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostAs long as I can take a hot shower to wash away the shame and self-disgust I feel in taking my clients money and doing the unspeakable things I do, I will remain a contractor."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postif it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice SoapWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.
Fifties shirley?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTwenties???? Permie.
Fifties shirley?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI save those for wiping my arseWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWeird. I have a butler for that.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYour butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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