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eek replied

21 February 2012, 11:49
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Your butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?

Don't attach your sordid fantasies to someone else's life.
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doodab replied

21 February 2012, 11:48
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Weird. I have a butler for that.

Your butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?
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MarillionFan replied

21 February 2012, 11:44
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I save those for wiping my arse

Weird. I have a butler for that.
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doodab replied

21 February 2012, 11:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Twenties???? Permie.

Fifties shirley?

I save those for wiping my arse
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MarillionFan replied

21 February 2012, 11:24
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.

Twenties???? Permie.

Fifties shirley?
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doodab replied

21 February 2012, 11:16
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

if it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice Soap

I'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

21 February 2012, 10:32
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

As long as I can take a hot shower to wash away the shame and self-disgust I feel in taking my clients money and doing the unspeakable things I do, I will remain a contractor.

if it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice Soap
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Lockhouse replied

21 February 2012, 10:28
I am very "Die Hard". I wear a vest and hang around airports at Christmas looking for terrorists.
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d000hg replied

21 February 2012, 10:28
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I've turned down more permie offers than most permies will accept in their lifetime.

When you turn down job offers you are always likely to get more over your life than someone who takes job-offers, simply due to your availability!
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BrilloPad replied

21 February 2012, 10:25
Originally posted by eek View Post

Everyone will have you down as a dirty permie having said that so just vote.

Thankfully the poll is not public. I am dirty whether I am a contractor or permie.
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Arturo Bassick replied

21 February 2012, 10:22
Originally posted by eek View Post

We know about you and just treat you as a delightful exception.

Speak for yourself, I have HJ down as really dirty
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Halo Jones replied

21 February 2012, 10:18
Originally posted by eek View Post

We know about you and just treat you as a delightful exception.
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eek replied

21 February 2012, 10:15
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

Someone has to be the dirty permie so you contractors can have someone to target: do you all feel better now?

We know about you and just treat you as a delightful exception.
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Halo Jones replied

21 February 2012, 10:13
Someone has to be the dirty permie so you contractors can have someone to target: do you all feel better now?
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Pondlife replied

21 February 2012, 10:10
As long as I can take a hot shower to wash away the shame and self-disgust I feel in taking my clients money and doing the unspeakable things I do, I will remain a contractor.
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