count the contractors

[d000hg]

I've turned down more permie offers than most permies will accept in their lifetime.

When you turn down job offers you are always likely to get more over your life than someone who takes job-offers, simply due to your availability!

[Lockhouse]

I am very "Die Hard". I wear a vest and hang around airports at Christmas looking for terrorists.

[ThomasSoerensen]

As long as I can take a hot shower to wash away the shame and self-disgust I feel in taking my clients money and doing the unspeakable things I do, I will remain a contractor.

if it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice Soap

[doodab]

if it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice Soap

I'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.

[MarillionFan]

I'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.

Twenties???? Permie.

Fifties shirley?

[doodab]

Twenties???? Permie.

Fifties shirley?

I save those for wiping my arse

[MarillionFan]

I save those for wiping my arse

Weird. I have a butler for that.

[doodab]

Weird. I have a butler for that.

Your butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?

[eek]

Your butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?

Don't attach your sordid fantasies to someone else's life.