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    #21
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I've turned down more permie offers than most permies will accept in their lifetime.
    When you turn down job offers you are always likely to get more over your life than someone who takes job-offers, simply due to your availability!
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      I am very "Die Hard". I wear a vest and hang around airports at Christmas looking for terrorists.
      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        As long as I can take a hot shower to wash away the shame and self-disgust I feel in taking my clients money and doing the unspeakable things I do, I will remain a contractor.
        if it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice Soap
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #24
          Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
          if it starts becoming a struggle I recommend Ice Soap
          I'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #25
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I'd go for a rub down with some fresh, crispy twenties personally.
            Twenties???? Permie.

            Fifties shirley?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Twenties???? Permie.

              Fifties shirley?
              I save those for wiping my arse
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                I save those for wiping my arse
                Weird. I have a butler for that.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Weird. I have a butler for that.
                  Your butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Your butler licks your arse clean and you are calling me weird?
                    Don't attach your sordid fantasies to someone else's life.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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