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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?
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Originally posted by chef View Postmaybe change the bedsheets aswell? lying on a layer of crusty, solidified baby batter/pot noodle juice is never high up on most ladies wish list.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostBig night tonight KP. Another quick lesson from mousetrap - remember getting it out after years of not playing? The rubber band had inevitably perished, meaning you had to operate the crank by hand, which, whilst having the same outcome lacked the satisfaction of doing it properly.
So if you're still carrying round the condom you got given in your sex education lesson at school, and don't want to settle for cranking by hand, a trip to the chemist is probably in order.
I asked the Mrs what the f**k was on them and she replied "Crab paste". I asked her where she got it and she said "Boots The Chemist".When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostMy Mrs made my lunch yesterday. I took one bite out of the sandwich and spat it out in disgust.
I asked the Mrs what the f**k was on them and she replied "Crab paste". I asked her where she got it and she said "Boots The Chemist".Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhy risk General when you can stay safe with mutual Light Relief.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostBig night tonight KP. Another quick lesson from mousetrap - remember getting it out after years of not playing? The rubber band had inevitably perished, meaning you had to operate the crank by hand, which, whilst having the same outcome lacked the satisfaction of doing it properly.
So if you're still carrying round the condom you got given in your sex education lesson at school, and don't want to settle for cranking by hand, a trip to the chemist is probably in order.
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell I went for it.
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell I went for it.
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hehe"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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