What are you doing for Valentines day?

[mudskipper]

We saw them the other week from our back garden.

It's the second time I've seen them in England.

Yep - I should have booked my holiday in Yorkshire.

[BrilloPad]

I must remember to dig out the card and present for Mrs BP tomorrow before I leave the house.

[KimberleyChris]

I bought my wife a new bag and a new belt last year.


The Hoover picked-up much better afterwards.

[bless 'em all]

Pearl Necklace

She gets nothing, and it's been like that since before we got married. FFS once you start you can't stop.

I remember it well .... I told her weeks before that "Valentines day is a rip-off, expect nothing".

On the day, I get back from work to find a likkle card and a likkle pressie for me. She stood there in the doorway with a hopeful look on her face. Maybe I'd got her some flowers, chocolate, a pearl necklace?

So, I said to her "Remember what I said about today? I meant it. You got nothing."

[d000hg]

We don't celebrate Valentines Day. Or our anniversary. Or mothers / fathers day.

Is that because you're single and your parents are dead?

[zara_backdog]

Cooking hubby his favourite dinner, packing kids off to his mums for a couple of hours, then sending hubby down the pub so I can watch telly in peace and quiet whilst enjoying a bottle of chilled Veuve Clicquot.

[MarillionFan]

Cooking hubby his favourite dinner, packing kids off to his mums for a couple of hours, then sending hubby down the pub so I can watch telly in peace and quiet whilst enjoying a bottle of chilled Veuve Clicquot.

Brilliant.

Can I come round?

[AtW]

I remember it well .... I told her weeks before that "Valentines day is a rip-off, expect nothing".

She also remembers it well and more than make up for it in the divorce settlement...

[darmstadt]

Some of this to...ouch that hurt!

[EricBartlett]

Some of this to...ouch that hurt!

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