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What are you doing for Valentines day?

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    #61
    Mrs QH will be getting spaghetti carbonara. Cream, egg yolks, grated parmesan & grana padano, panchetta (or some good streaky bacon) and voila! bobs yer father's brother.

    Works every time.

    But yes, the rampant commercialism of todays date is quite shocking.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #62
      I changed my avatar. That's about it.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #63
        I might send a few Valentine PMs to some people here if one could do it anonymously

        Seriously, if one can do (supposedly) anonymous reps then maybe there's a case for an anonymous PM facility
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #64
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          I might send a few Valentine PMs to some people here if one could do it anonymously

          Seriously, if one can do (supposedly) anonymous reps then maybe there's a case for an anonymous PM facility
          It's called stalking, and you will be arrested.

          Why not volunteer for Childline and groom/help kids like your famous alter-ego, sasguru.

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            #65
            I got an unsolicited Valentine's card and the missus is not best pleased. No idea who it's from and it wasn't the kids.
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #66
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post

              It's called stalking, and you will be arrested.

              Why not volunteer for Childline and groom/help kids like your famous alter-ego, sasguru.
              Right, that's Churchill off my Valentine card list
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #67
                Becoming Infraction free
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #68
                  Valentine's Day: the world's worst chat-up lines | Life and style | guardian.co.uk

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                    I got an unsolicited Valentine's card and the missus is not best pleased. No idea who it's from and it wasn't the kids.
                    It's from your local divorce solicitor.

                    The bastids are active at this time of year


                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #70
                      My 4yo daughter was most upset that she didn't get a card like mummy and daddy this morning, I said she needed a boyfriend first, she then pointed to her 9 month old brother.



                      Then we do live in Zomerset.
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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