I have got Mrs BP a card and a small gift. I haven't decided what to get my mistress yet.
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What are you doing for Valentines day?
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Shouldn't the thread be re-titled "The things you have to do for a shag"?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
I getting the OH the same two things they get every year, an apology and and excuse.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Fook all. I refuse to subscribe to this emotional blackmail for a commercialised nonsense.
Valentines day is for guys without balls to send secret love notes to the birds they are to affraid to approach.Just saying like.
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I will be out on the mainland.
I guess that means I'll be putting the kettle on, pouring when boiled, adding the flavour sachet, letting it stand and then enjoying a few minutes of pleasure whilst trying not to get any on my sofa.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI will be out on the mainland.
I guess that means I'll be putting the kettle on, pouring when boiled, adding the flavour sachet, letting it stand and then enjoying a few minutes of pleasure whilst trying not to get any on my sofa.
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A card and that will be it. Mrs Eek is taking 12 brownies to London and I on the train there and back again (on the 16th) to keep the numbers right.
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You are going to eat 6 chocolate brownies each? I am impressed!Originally posted by eek View PostA card and that will be it. Mrs Eek is taking 12 brownies to London and I on the train there and back again (on the 16th) to keep the numbers right.Comment
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