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What are you doing for Valentines day?
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She might have done the same but to the secretary and made him watchOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWonder what she'd have done if she turned up at work and found him knobbing the Secretary...
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostShe might have done the same but to the secretary and made him watch
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If only. Daddy owl could think of a lot better thing to do with 3 unpaid days.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou are going to eat 6 chocolate brownies each? I am impressed!merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Today. Make sure you take home Red Roses tonight.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhen is it?Comment
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I wasn't planning on avoiding her. Is there something I should know?Originally posted by Bacchus View PostMe too!Comment
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Would you knob the secretary if you had that at home?Originally posted by Churchill View PostWonder what she'd have done if she turned up at work and found him knobbing the Secretary...Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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What a load of commercial tosh has Valentines day turned into. From a day that women sent an anonymous card to men, to anonymous cards being sent by both sexes, to signed cards and flowers, to now; a day just for the benefit of females to be pampered and worse charities asking for donations to plant trees in Africa."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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