Why are Northeners so weak-willed?

[sasguru]

Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
Why is this?

[northernladuk]

Does that include flouncing and bedwetting? If so you are well placed to answer your own question.

[original PM]

*sigh*

For the similar reasons southern shandy poofs like to generalise people based on where they live!

[eek]

Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
Why is this?

Because they live for now and don't particular care about 50 years hence.

[Pogle]

Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
Why is this?

Aren't you cold under that bridge?

[Spacecadet]

Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
Why is this?

Thats not weak willed it's dedication

[pacharan]

Why are they such blunt, miserable sods is more like the question you sglod be asking.

Particularly people from Yorkshire.

Last time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.

Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."

Miserable barstard.

[Spacecadet]

Why are they such blunt, miserable sods is more like the question you sglod be asking.

Particularly people from Yorkshire.

Last time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.

Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."

Miserable barstard.

Why is it you southerners always sound like a bunch of inbred monkeys?

[OwlHoot]

Aren't you cold under that bridge?

According to that film Trollhunter (2010), and here, there are several different kinds of trolls, including one called the tosserlad.

[MarillionFan]

Why is it you southerners always sound like a bunch of inbred monkeys?

Because we like to do impressions of your Northern monkey hangers.