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Previously on "Why are Northeners so weak-willed?"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    No matter how bad you think us Northerners are, are you sure you want to align yourself with the likes of SAS and DP?
    Good point. DP may be a step too far.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post


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    AtW, DimPrawn, Cojak, MF, Suity

    Was nice knowing you.....

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


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    Simonmac, Churchill, Spacecadet, EternalOptimist, NorthernladUK

    No matter how bad you think us Northerners are, are you sure you want to align yourself with the likes of SAS and DP?

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  • northernladuk
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    Photo from southern shandy drinking shirt lift night



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    AtW, DimPrawn, Cojak, MF, Suity

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  • MarillionFan
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    Photo from the Manchester Meetup



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    Simonmac, Churchill, Spacecadet, EternalOptimist, NorthernladUK

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I had a mate from Bootle who drank 12 pints a day, smoked 60 fags and ate nothing but tripe fried in lard.
    When he was 40, his insides exploded, shot up through his neck and blew three quarters of his brain out of his ears.

    All he was left with was a small pea-sized object, waving around on the top of his spinal column.

    I was with him, when he came out of his coma and his first words were
    'cor luv a duck, me old sparrer. you're avin a larf aintcha'





    You're right. Cockneys are complete retards. Luckily they've all exiled themselves to Essex.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Already have done so. Can't do anymore.

    Give me a list of the worst offenders and I'll give them a rep slap.
    I tried not to guv, but I am a weak willed Northerner and I just couldn't fight the urge!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.
    Already have done so. Can't do anymore.

    Give me a list of the worst offenders and I'll give them a rep slap.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I had a mate from Bootle who drank 12 pints a day, smoked 60 fags and ate nothing but tripe fried in lard.
    When he was 40, his insides exploded, shot up through his neck and blew three quarters of his brain out of his ears.

    All he was left with was a small pea-sized object, waving around on the top of his spinal column.

    I was with him, when he came out of his coma and his first words were
    'cor luv a duck, me old sparrer. you're avin a larf aintcha'





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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Last time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.

    Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."
    To which, the correct response is; "suit yourself" as you carry said empties to the furthest table from the bar and put them down.

    Bloody armbands!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.
    Obliged with -VE

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.


    I think he just called your pint a poof lads.

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  • sasguru
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    Can some Southerners please give me positive rep? The Northern monkeys have pounced, gibbering and slobbering with negative rep all over the place. Typical of their lack of self control and general inability to control themselves.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Interesting that Northern women smoke the most in the country. I always thought it was the tulip weather and caked in makeup that accounted for their poor skin.
    That and eating chips fried in lard, no doubt.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Don't understand how this cock 'ed isn't plumbing the depths with Wim and I.

    .
    I'm not as much of a cock as you, perhaps?

    That's saying something though, eh?

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