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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac joke

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    A dyslexic agnostic insomniac joke

    Lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

    #2
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
    Knew what was coming but still makes me laugh
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Old but gold...

      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Wasn't that the same dyslexic whose wife stopped sleeping with him so he spent the evening in a warehouse.
        I'm alright Jack

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          #5
          I feel sorry for dyslexic schizophrenics who have to fill in medical forms
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

            Eno


            Oh this is so much nuf.
            I'm alright Jack

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              #7
              What is DNA?




              The National Dyslexic Association

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                #8
                Well I don't know about but I think it's time for the bup and we can have a good chat chit.
                I'm alright Jack

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                  #9
                  I wonder what happened to that patient being treated by a dyslexic nurse who was told to prick his boil?
                  I'm alright Jack

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    Lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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