Lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac joke
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostLays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Wasn't that the same dyslexic whose wife stopped sleeping with him so he spent the evening in a warehouse.I'm alright JackComment
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I feel sorry for dyslexic schizophrenics who have to fill in medical forms"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
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Oh this is so much nuf.I'm alright JackComment
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Well I don't know about but I think it's time for the bup and we can have a good chat chit.I'm alright JackComment
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I wonder what happened to that patient being treated by a dyslexic nurse who was told to prick his boil?I'm alright JackComment
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