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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac joke
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There there Mr AtW. The nurse will be along with your medication, no need to get too confused.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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oh my dog it looks like the tishy bad laguange filter doesn't kcufing work for dial sexists.I'm alright JackComment
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Did you hear one about the dyslexic who had no friends, unfortunately the people he knew weren't able to stand under him.I'm alright JackComment
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I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia.. fkuc
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I think that patient was suffering from an attack of spoonerism.Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostI wonder what happened to that patient being treated by a dyslexic nurse who was told to prick his boil?
I like to spoon, but prefer to fork.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Or the dyslexic rock star who sold his soul to santa......Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostDid you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic who choked on his own vimto....
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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