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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac joke

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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    There there Mr AtW. The nurse will be along with your medication, no need to get too confused.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12
      oh my dog it looks like the tishy bad laguange filter doesn't kcufing work for dial sexists.
      I'm alright Jack

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        #13
        Did you hear one about the dyslexic who had no friends, unfortunately the people he knew weren't able to stand under him.
        I'm alright Jack

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          #14
          I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia.. fkuc
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            I wonder what happened to that patient being treated by a dyslexic nurse who was told to prick his boil?
            I think that patient was suffering from an attack of spoonerism.

            I like to spoon, but prefer to fork.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic who choked on his own vimto....

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic who choked on his own vimto....

                Or the dyslexic rock star who sold his soul to santa......
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Or the dyslexic rock star who sold his soul to santa......
                  KUATB!!
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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