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northernladuk replied

24 January 2012, 14:00
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Or the dyslexic rock star who sold his soul to santa......

KUATB!!
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TestMangler replied

24 January 2012, 12:40
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic who choked on his own vimto....

Or the dyslexic rock star who sold his soul to santa......
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Moose423956 replied

24 January 2012, 12:38
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic who choked on his own vimto....
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NotAllThere replied

24 January 2012, 12:22
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

I wonder what happened to that patient being treated by a dyslexic nurse who was told to prick his boil?

I think that patient was suffering from an attack of spoonerism.

I like to spoon, but prefer to fork.
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northernladuk replied

24 January 2012, 12:17
I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia.. fkuc
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BlasterBates replied

24 January 2012, 11:52
Did you hear one about the dyslexic who had no friends, unfortunately the people he knew weren't able to stand under him.
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BlasterBates replied

24 January 2012, 06:45
oh my dog it looks like the tishy bad laguange filter doesn't kcufing work for dial sexists.
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northernladuk replied

23 January 2012, 18:26
Originally posted by AtW View Post

There there Mr AtW. The nurse will be along with your medication, no need to get too confused.
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AtW replied

23 January 2012, 18:19
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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BlasterBates replied

23 January 2012, 18:13
I wonder what happened to that patient being treated by a dyslexic nurse who was told to prick his boil?
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BlasterBates replied

23 January 2012, 18:08
Well I don't know about but I think it's time for the bup and we can have a good chat chit.
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mudskipper replied

23 January 2012, 18:00
What is DNA?

The National Dyslexic Association
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BlasterBates replied

23 January 2012, 17:39
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Eno

Oh this is so much nuf.
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Paddy replied

23 January 2012, 17:23
I feel sorry for dyslexic schizophrenics who have to fill in medical forms
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BlasterBates replied

23 January 2012, 17:19
Wasn't that the same dyslexic whose wife stopped sleeping with him so he spent the evening in a warehouse.
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