Give me strength

[minestrone]

An a dev lan of this scale, more often than you'd think.

HTH

Bollocks, if they changed them once a year you would still be too slow to keep up.

[suityou01]

Bollocks, if they changed them once a year you would still be too slow to keep up.

I'd stick to butchering mate, you sound like a right cowboy to me.

[minestrone]

I'd stick to butchering mate, you sound like a right cowboy to me.

I am not the one spending Saturdays fixing jizz covered, porn spyware infested PCs in my garage.

[suityou01]

I am not the one spending Saturdays fixing jizz covered, porn spyware infested PCs in my garage.

new office!

[eek]

new office!

poor dear. Most of us need to keep the garage as its an motor insurance requirement.

Mind you as the only car you own is a K reg volvo I can see why you don't meet that requirement.

[mudskipper]

3 out of 5.

Do I win?

[d000hg]

I am not the one spending Saturdays fixing jizz covered, porn spyware infested PCs in my garage.

new office!

Sticking a motivational poster on the wall does not make your garage an office.

[suityou01]

Sticking a motivational poster on the wall does not make your garage an office.

No, but bulldozing the site and laying concrete foundations 1.8 metres deep and popping a cavity insulated wall all around it with a pitched roof does.

HTH

[Zippy]

Temporary fix. What happens when the ip address changes.

Kerchi..........

[bobspud]

Dear Cretin,

I did copy the tns file across. It doesn't work. The reason is it cannot resolve the host name. The machine the file was copied from, the tns entry works just fine.

HTH BISFDI

I know what you are doing wrong...

WHY IN GODS NAME, ARE YOU RUNNING ORACLE ON WINDOWS????

You should have got the hint when Laza went and bought Sun and said he wanted to introduce a single stack for the enterprise...

Christ whats the point of buying an enterprise DB only to run it on a server full of mamory leaks (spelling intentional...)

Take your architect outside and pop a cap in his arse....