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    #41
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    No, but bulldozing the site and laying concrete foundations 1.8 metres deep and popping a cavity insulated wall all around it with a pitched roof does.

    HTH
    Good job.

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #42
      Originally posted by bobspud View Post
      I know what you are doing wrong...

      WHY IN GODS NAME, ARE YOU RUNNING ORACLE ON WINDOWS????

      You should have got the hint when Laza went and bought Sun and said he wanted to introduce a single stack for the enterprise...

      Christ whats the point of buying an enterprise DB only to run it on a server full of mamory leaks (spelling intentional...)

      Take your architect outside and pop a cap in his arse....
      Oh FFS. I was installing the ORACLE FRAKING CLIENT ON A FRAKIN XP MACHINE GEDDIT??? GEDDIT?? THE FRAKING SCHTOOPID DATABASE IS ON REDHAT YOU TWUNT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #43
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Oh FFS. I was installing the ORACLE FRAKING CLIENT ON A FRAKIN XP MACHINE GEDDIT??? GEDDIT?? THE FRAKING SCHTOOPID DATABASE IS ON REDHAT YOU TWUNT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
        Have you ever thought of using OH DEE BEE SEE?

        MF in 'Management' Mode.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #44
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Have you ever thought of using OH DEE BEE SEE?

          MF in 'Management' Mode.
          Great idea. I could even write a little .Net App to use the ODBC connection and parse DDL and DML scripts.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Great idea. I could even write a little .Net App to use the ODBC connection and parse DDL and DML scripts.
            That's the ticket.

            I was using Oracle back in the days when it was called Soothsayer.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Have you ever thought of using OH DEE BEE SEE?

              MF in 'Management' Mode.
              Still needs to resolve via tnsnames doesn't it?

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                #47
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                That's the ticket.

                I was using Oracle back in the days when it was called Soothsayer.
                Made I larf out loud that did.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Still needs to resolve via tnsnames doesn't it?
                  Which is why he should use SQL Server. None of this Oracle client/tnsnames.ora tulip then.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #49
                    Big shopping centre in Reading, innit?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Which is why he should use SQL Server. None of this Oracle client/tnsnames.ora tulip then.
                      That settles it. I'm gonna put my cock on the block tomorrow. And by crikey I'll be buggered if I'm gonna take any of their crap.

                      They can use SQL Server and shove Oracle up their arses.

                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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