Liz Jones - Sperm Thief

[MaryPoppins]

This bit made I larf:



That tends to mean that making babies is more than averagely difficult.

Though I suppose she could have collected his used tissues after a good old pot noodle.

I giggled at that bit, too. Love the fact she was still adamant on having children with him, despite this

[OwlHoot]

She could have asked me - I'd volunteer like a shot, seriously

Would be nice to think there were a couple of Owlets about, even if I never met them for years.

But the snag is in this country she could just get a court order for child support

[xoggoth]

Massage parlours could make a fortune. Come to think of it, I think I shall email that place in Leith Docks and ask for my spunk back before it gets misused.

[vetran]

actually that is a good point.

Once they legalise prostitution then they can have roving sperm banks?

[mudskipper]

"Liz is a very complex person, she has conflicts with herself because she has so many entirely opposite needs. That's what makes her writing so interesting."

FFS!

[NickFitz]

I think we have the making of a new CUK competition here. Who can get the most ratings for a post on an agreed Mail, HYS, Guardian article.

Posts that get removed by mods are disqualified. Both + and - count towards your total.

You'll be competing with a few of the regulars on the MailWatch forums - they're experts, with some of them able to easily get into the -200 range.

I managed to rack up a reasonable -42 under the pseudonym Angus McAllister (P. G. Wodehouse character names are always a good choice) earlier this year: third worst-rated on Women DO get more upset during rows - but only because men start them | Mail Online

[xoggoth]

Hmmm. Sounds like too much effort to me.

[mudskipper]

You'll be competing with a few of the regulars on the MailWatch forums - they're experts, with some of them able to easily get into the -200 range.

I managed to rack up a reasonable -42 under the pseudonym Angus McAllister (P. G. Wodehouse character names are always a good choice) earlier this year: third worst-rated on Women DO get more upset during rows - but only because men start them | Mail Online

-41 now.

[adubya]

-40

[NickFitz]

-41 now.

-40

Gits