Reply to: Liz Jones - Sperm Thief

[Churchill]

You'll be competing with a few of the regulars on the MailWatch forums - they're experts, with some of them able to easily get into the -200 range.

I managed to rack up a reasonable -42 under the pseudonym Angus McAllister (P. G. Wodehouse character names are always a good choice) earlier this year: third worst-rated on Women DO get more upset during rows - but only because men start them | Mail Online

Nick, you're a ******* genius!

[NickFitz]

Currently, on the Wikipedia page about her:

"It is in fact common knowledge that Jones had a nightly rummage through her local massage parlour's bins, armed only with a turkey baster."

[wim121]

Nobody can beat me on the DM site, used to get hundreds of + and - reps. Then I got banned for life.

However I could re-register and compete, since I can use my smartphone and a different email.



So whats the scoreline everyone? What are your scores and a quote of your comment?

[wim121]

Scary thoughts for anyone who thinks that when a woman says they don't want children, they mean it

Sperm jacking, actually exceedingly common. So is "yes Ive taken the pill dear".

Even scarier thought - Liz Jones having children

Indeed

Just imagine how screwed they would grow up to be!

Jesus!

She is clinically insane, I think. I like how she tries to justify it all, too.

Lol I wasnt expecting that from you but in concur!

Reading her column really is an insight in to how bat-sh*t crazy some people are and how they rationalise it to such a degree, they think it's normal!

I cant stand her sexist drivel ...

[NickFitz]

-41 now.

-40

Gits

[adubya]

-40

[mudskipper]

You'll be competing with a few of the regulars on the MailWatch forums - they're experts, with some of them able to easily get into the -200 range.

I managed to rack up a reasonable -42 under the pseudonym Angus McAllister (P. G. Wodehouse character names are always a good choice) earlier this year: third worst-rated on Women DO get more upset during rows - but only because men start them | Mail Online

-41 now.

[xoggoth]

Hmmm. Sounds like too much effort to me.

[NickFitz]

I think we have the making of a new CUK competition here. Who can get the most ratings for a post on an agreed Mail, HYS, Guardian article.

Posts that get removed by mods are disqualified. Both + and - count towards your total.

You'll be competing with a few of the regulars on the MailWatch forums - they're experts, with some of them able to easily get into the -200 range.

I managed to rack up a reasonable -42 under the pseudonym Angus McAllister (P. G. Wodehouse character names are always a good choice) earlier this year: third worst-rated on Women DO get more upset during rows - but only because men start them | Mail Online

[mudskipper]

"Liz is a very complex person, she has conflicts with herself because she has so many entirely opposite needs. That's what makes her writing so interesting."

FFS!

[vetran]

actually that is a good point.

Once they legalise prostitution then they can have roving sperm banks?

[xoggoth]

Massage parlours could make a fortune. Come to think of it, I think I shall email that place in Leith Docks and ask for my spunk back before it gets misused.

[OwlHoot]

She could have asked me - I'd volunteer like a shot, seriously

Would be nice to think there were a couple of Owlets about, even if I never met them for years.

But the snag is in this country she could just get a court order for child support

[MaryPoppins]

This bit made I larf:



That tends to mean that making babies is more than averagely difficult.

Though I suppose she could have collected his used tissues after a good old pot noodle.

I giggled at that bit, too. Love the fact she was still adamant on having children with him, despite this

[Churchill]

This bit made I larf:



That tends to mean that making babies is more than averagely difficult.

Though I suppose she could have collected his used tissues after a good old pot noodle.

She should try wringing the curtains out!