Welcome board invaders, please post here ...

[sasguru]

I am fetching dry charcoal from shed for big barbecue and olive oil and herbs to marinade pig-dog invaders before griddling on Satan's fires!

I don't think you're allowed to eat pig, mate.

[Mich the Tester]

I don't think you're allowed to eat pig, mate.

Not for me! For unbelievers! Let them eat pig-dog!

ps, is this invasion actually coming?

[sasguru]

Not for me! For unbelievers! Let them eat pig-dog!

ps, is this invasion actually coming?

Noises have been made. They'll probably strike when everyone is asleep

[Mich the Tester]

Noises have been made. They'll probably strike when everyone is asleep

Oh OK then. Back to normal once we're all awake again. Not very scary.

[d000hg]

...now queue up nicely, no pushing at the back, wait your turn. Ta!

As I look at General page 1, all but one thread is started by a poster I've heard of. Can you provide a list?

[mudskipper]

Where are we invading?

[Pondlife]

Where are we invading?

Ville de Sot.

It's in France, so I doubt there will be much resistance.

They sent a scouting party over earlier today but have had go back home as their mother wants to use the PC.

[d000hg]

ps, is this invasion actually coming?

And can someone explain WTF you're all on about?

[Pondlife]

Chavinch 'brings the noise' here and then 2 mins later le spitroast starts begging for attention.

[Le Rosbif]

Ville de Sot.

It's in France, so I doubt there will be much resistance.

They sent a scouting party over earlier today but have had go back home as their mother wants to use the PC.

Last time you guys tried to invide France we could not even be arsed to appoint a male general.

Jeanne d'Arc, a shepherd, sent you back to your island.

You burnt her.

You're such gentlemen.

EDIT: I notice you have not really tried since then.