...now queue up nicely, no pushing at the back, wait your turn. Ta!
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Cretin, village idiot, straw chewing sasguruOriginally posted by sasguru View Post...now queue up nicely, no pushing at the back, wait your turn. Ta! -
And do try to be polite for at least your 1st 2 posts.
Thank you (as well)."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Not sure about that tip, but he is Freench...Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostCretin, village idiot, straw chewing sasguru"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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nobody is perfectOriginally posted by cojak View PostNot sure about that tip, but he is Freench...Comment
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Board invaders, you are heathen pig-dogs! We hold great barbecue and grill you on gates of hell! Our holy forces then make pig-dog soup to feed to unbelievers!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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You're really getting into this, aren't you, Mich?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBoard invaders, you are heathen pig-dogs! We hold great barbecue and grill you on gates of hell! Our holy forces then make pig-dog soup to feed to unbelievers!
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Nope, he's just pleased to see you!Originally posted by wobbegong View PostYou're really getting into this, aren't you, Mich?
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I am fetching dry charcoal from shed for big barbecue and olive oil and herbs to marinade pig-dog invaders before griddling on Satan's fires!Originally posted by wobbegong View PostYou're really getting into this, aren't you, Mich?
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