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Originally posted by keninparis View PostMaybe the T&C's should be amended on this portal to state clearly this isn't really a contractor website.
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GeneralOriginally posted by keninparis View PostMaybe the T&C's should be amended on this portal to state clearly this isn't really a contractor website.
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All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I thought the last time was in 1944?Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostLast time you guys tried to invide France we could not even be arsed to appoint a male general.
My dad fought in Europe through '44 and '45. In the British Army, I should make clear.
Anyhow, instead of preparing to repel boarders we seem to be squabbling amongst ourselves!
I'm off to the pub.Comment
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Any good alternative portals?Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostGeneral
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All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously.
Else, I'll knock up a spec and get something sorted asap.Comment
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Knock yourself out.Originally posted by keninparis View PostElse, I'll knock up a spec and get something sorted asap.Comment
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Just don't expect us to do your requirements gathering for you
(But if you ask Suity nicely...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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LOL.Originally posted by cojak View PostJust don't expect us to do your requirements gathering for you
(But if you ask Suity nicely...)
Requirements gathered already.Comment
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