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    #21
    Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
    Last time you guys tried to invide France we could not even be arsed to appoint a male general.

    Jeanne d'Arc, a shepherd, sent you back to your island.

    You burnt her.

    You're such gentlemen.

    EDIT: I notice you have not really tried since then.
    Maybe the T&C's should be amended on this portal to state clearly this isn't really a contractor website.

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      #22
      Originally posted by keninparis View Post
      Maybe the T&C's should be amended on this portal to state clearly this isn't really a contractor website.
      Me, me, me...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        lol

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          #24
          Originally posted by keninparis View Post
          Maybe the T&C's should be amended on this portal to state clearly this isn't really a contractor website.
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          All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            Chavinch 'brings the noise' here and then 2 mins later le spitroast starts begging for attention.
            Thanks, I missed that tidbit. I wonder where he'll scare up enough friends.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
              Last time you guys tried to invide France we could not even be arsed to appoint a male general.
              I thought the last time was in 1944?

              My dad fought in Europe through '44 and '45. In the British Army, I should make clear.

              Anyhow, instead of preparing to repel boarders we seem to be squabbling amongst ourselves!
              I'm off to the pub.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
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                All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously.
                Any good alternative portals?
                Else, I'll knock up a spec and get something sorted asap.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by keninparis View Post
                  Else, I'll knock up a spec and get something sorted asap.
                  Knock yourself out.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #29
                    Just don't expect us to do your requirements gathering for you

                    (But if you ask Suity nicely...)
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      Just don't expect us to do your requirements gathering for you

                      (But if you ask Suity nicely...)
                      LOL.
                      Requirements gathered already.

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