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Really tulipe horrible Winter weather on the way
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Liar liar pants on fire.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIn other news, Kylie Minogue HAD A BIG DUMP and didn't flush it away.
Kylie doesn't have dumps. Never.Hard Brexit now!
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In Cornwall, frost actually IS newsOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I never pay much attention to news like this. When you read the details you find it is only going to effect ghastly northern people so who cares?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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WHS.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI never pay much attention to news like this. When you read the details you find it is only going to effect ghastly northern people so who cares?
Having lived in the north and in the south, all I can say is, WTF do people put up with living in the frozen north. British weather is tulipe at the best of times but the north and particularly Scotland is fecking winter for 9 months a year.
No wonder house prices are double in the south, you still end up quids in for not having the heating on.Comment
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They are short, fat and hairy up north so the cold doesn't affect them. Ditto for the men.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWHS.
Having lived in the north and in the south, all I can say is, WTF do people put up with living in the frozen north. British weather is tulipe at the best of times but the north and particularly Scotland is fecking winter for 9 months a year.
No wonder house prices are double in the south, you still end up quids in for not having the heating on.Comment
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