Really tulipe horrible Winter weather on the way

[BlasterBates]

Amazing summery scene could be the year's last as icy blast looks set to hit Britain | Mail Online

[Churchill]

Amazing summery scene could be the year's last as icy blast looks set to hit Britain | Mail Online

Wow! Could be as low as "-1"

Is that supposed to be "news"?

[DimPrawn]

I like the way the DailyMail have put 1 DEG C in capital letters.

So the coldest parts of England will see above freezing low temperatures in the back half of October.


In other news, Kylie Minogue HAD A BIG DUMP and didn't flush it away.

[Bunk]

Wow! Could be as low as "-1"

Is that supposed to be "news"?

Apparently the weather gets colder towards the end of the year! Who knew?

[shaunbhoy]

Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?

[Churchill]

Apparently the weather gets colder towards the end of the year! Who knew?

I really do despair!

Has the UK really been dumbed down to this extent?

Oi Sasguru, you is down wid da kidz, are they really that thick?

(Well Wilmslow is too but he's heading for real trouble...)

[Clippy]

Apparently the weather gets colder towards the end of the year! Who knew?

Asda - they had stocked up on snow shovels, car jump leads and windscreen ice scrapers.

I think the buyer must have watched The Day After Tomorrow.

[shaunbhoy]

Oi Sasguru, you is down wid da kidz, are they really that thick?

HIS are! Apples not falling far from the Thicky tree and all that.

[Churchill]

Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?

If the temperature drops at least you've got your cousin to keep you warm, eh? What's he called again? Jethro Bhoy?

[DimPrawn]

Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?

Lows of 8 Deg C there next week.

Daily Mail have warned people without special arctic equipment to STAY AWAY!