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Previously on "Really tulipe horrible Winter weather on the way"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    WHS.


    Having lived in the north and in the south, all I can say is, WTF do people put up with living in the frozen north. British weather is tulipe at the best of times but the north and particularly Scotland is fecking winter for 9 months a year.

    No wonder house prices are double in the south, you still end up quids in for not having the heating on.
    They are short, fat and hairy up north so the cold doesn't affect them. Ditto for the men.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I never pay much attention to news like this. When you read the details you find it is only going to effect ghastly northern people so who cares?
    WHS.


    Having lived in the north and in the south, all I can say is, WTF do people put up with living in the frozen north. British weather is tulipe at the best of times but the north and particularly Scotland is fecking winter for 9 months a year.

    No wonder house prices are double in the south, you still end up quids in for not having the heating on.

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  • xoggoth
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    I never pay much attention to news like this. When you read the details you find it is only going to effect ghastly northern people so who cares?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?
    In Cornwall, frost actually IS news

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  • TimberWolf
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    This last time last year Rodders:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1213505

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    In other news, Kylie Minogue HAD A BIG DUMP and didn't flush it away.
    Liar liar pants on fire.
    Kylie doesn't have dumps. Never.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    If the temperature drops at least you've got your cousin to keep you warm, eh? What's he called again? Jethro Bhoy?
    Baaaaaaaaaarbaraaaaa!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?
    Lows of 8 Deg C there next week.

    Daily Mail have warned people without special arctic equipment to STAY AWAY!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?
    If the temperature drops at least you've got your cousin to keep you warm, eh? What's he called again? Jethro Bhoy?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oi Sasguru, you is down wid da kidz, are they really that thick?
    HIS are! Apples not falling far from the Thicky tree and all that.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Apparently the weather gets colder towards the end of the year! Who knew?
    Asda - they had stocked up on snow shovels, car jump leads and windscreen ice scrapers.

    I think the buyer must have watched The Day After Tomorrow.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Apparently the weather gets colder towards the end of the year! Who knew?
    I really do despair!

    Has the UK really been dumbed down to this extent?

    Oi Sasguru, you is down wid da kidz, are they really that thick?

    (Well Wilmslow is too but he's heading for real trouble...)

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Well as long as it stays nice in southern Cornwall next week, WGAS?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Wow! Could be as low as "-1"

    Is that supposed to be "news"?
    Apparently the weather gets colder towards the end of the year! Who knew?

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  • DimPrawn
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    I like the way the DailyMail have put 1 DEG C in capital letters.

    So the coldest parts of England will see above freezing low temperatures in the back half of October.


    In other news, Kylie Minogue HAD A BIG DUMP and didn't flush it away.

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