The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time

[Churchill]

Lets look at the viewing figures of Football World Cup vs Rugby. No contest. Rugby is for closet homesexuals and cricket is for OAP's

All that means is that there are a sh!tloads of dickheads, simple mathematics.

[northernladuk]

Not a verbal comeback but the story of the guy who got caught speeding via a camera got a picture of himself speeding through the post so he sent a picture of a cheque for £40 so they police sent him a photocopy of a pair of handcuffs was pretty clever.

Snopes says this story is true and has been replicated a few times.

[Arturo Bassick]

The sports remarks are not usually witty, more like crass or rude responses to crass and rude questions.
Much prefer the intellectual responses of Twain, Churchill, Marx (Groucho) and Wilde.

[russell]

The sports remarks are not usually witty, more like crass or rude responses to crass and rude questions.
Much prefer the intellectual responses of Russell, Twain, Churchill, Marx (Groucho) and Wilde.

FTFY

[DodgyAgent]

Groan, cricketers aren't the wittiest bunch are they. Bit like Rugby pointless sport.

All sport is therefore pointless in which case all life is pointless, and in particular yours so FOAD

[russell]

All sport is therefore pointless in which case all life is pointless, and in particular yours so FOAD

Being called pointless from an Agent, the epitome of a pointless career. If I woke up one day and found I was an agent I would be reaching for

[d000hg]

If I woke up one day I would be reaching for

FTFY (I wish)

[PAH]

Anyone know what caused this particular 'comeback'?

Can't see it being anything so tame as:

Zidane: "You can have my shirt after the match"

Materazzi: "I'd prefer your sister"

Unless Zidane is very 'fond' of his sister.

So what's the truth?

[TheFaQQer]

What's up Russell? Not got enough mates to play with a Rubic Cube?

ftfy

Rubik's

[stek]

I once heard this story, I don't think it's true but I hope it is!

It's from an old ex-army colleague, when he was serving in Germany, his kid was giving gip in the supermarket and so he gave the little swine a slap.

This German woman sees this and says;

"In Germany we do not hit our Children..."

To which he retorted...

"Well, in Britain we do not gas our Jews...."

Like I say, prolly not true....