The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time

[russell]

Favourite cricket is:

Douglas Jardine (England) and Bill Woodfull (Australia)

England player Jardine complained that one of the Australian players called him a bastard. Australian captain Bill Woodfull turns to his team, points to Jardine and asked “Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”

Groan, cricketers aren't the wittiest bunch are they. Bit like Rugby pointless sport.

[Mich the Tester]

Favourite cricket is:

Douglas Jardine (England) and Bill Woodfull (Australia)

England player Jardine complained that one of the Australian players called him a bastard. Australian captain Bill Woodfull turns to his team, points to Jardine and asked “Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”

By all accounts of the time, Jardine was a complete tulipface.

[Mich the Tester]

Groan, cricketers aren't the wittiest bunch are they. Bit like Rugby pointless sport.

Just a good job Rugby players don't rise to the bait so easily.

[Churchill]

Groan, cricketers aren't the wittiest bunch are they. Bit like Rugby pointless sport.

What's up Russell? Not got enough mates to form a team?

[russell]

What's up Russell? Not got enough mates to form a team?

Football team yes.

[Churchill]

Football team yes.

Ah, football, the opiate of the dickhead.

[Wodewick]

What's up Russell? Not got enough mates to play with a Rubic Cube?

ftfy

[russell]

Ah, football, the opiate of the dickhead.

Lets look at the viewing figures of Football World Cup vs Rugby. No contest. Rugby is for closet homesexuals and cricket is for OAP's

[Mich the Tester]

Lets look at the viewing figures of Football World Cup vs Rugby. No contest. Rugby is for closet homesexuals and cricket is for OAP's

Whereas footballers are so obviously gay they don't even need to come out.

[Arturo Bassick]

Lets look at the viewing figures of Football World Cup vs Rugby. No contest. Rugby is for closet homesexuals and cricket is for OAP's

There are an awful lot of dickheads in this world.