Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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This seemed appropriate
Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Jonathan Swift: it is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Duh, call the ambulance and then pray while it is on route.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTwo of the faithful were crossing the road. One of them was hit by a bus and lay in a mangled heap
The other crouched down, held his friends hands and said, 'let us pray'
The mangled man said 'idiot. call an ambulance'
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Convent educated! I am even more surprised you are not an atheist.I guess my convent education wasn't completly wasted then
Nuns - ech! Had a brief experience of them once when I stayed with an aunt while my mother was ill. Vicious harridans shouting at and slippering 6 year olds at the drop of a hat. Loathed them ever since. Ever read Childhood Interrupted by Kathleen O'Malley? I can certainly believe it.
Always found priests mostly likeable and decent chaps. Obviously I was an unattractive child.
PS Why is there not a book "Things god doesn't want you to know" that explains all the loopholes so you can sin as much as you like and still get into heaven?Last edited by xoggoth; 29 September 2011, 17:08.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Spot on.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostThis seemed appropriate
Sorry believers you can think what you like but the Mosquito is a dead giveaway.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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