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On the other hand try not to bounce out of the room skipping, whistling a happy tune and smiling when the PM explains that you won't have to go back to the toxic project at the end of the month..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Why not? Surely this is one of the real, real joys when you're a contractor?Originally posted by cojak View PostOn the other hand try not to bounce out of the room skipping, whistling a happy tune and smiling when the PM explains that you won't have to go back to the toxic project at the end of the month...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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It's probbly not a good idea, at your leaving speech, to offer a box of roses to the girlies, a box of miniature heros to the boyos, and a fudge 'to those who arnt quite sure' whilst smiling at the gaylord who came out of the closet the week before
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Don't print porn on the colour printer especially if it prints a banner page firstOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostCheck the printers twice daily for useful information! Do not however under any circumstance remove it from said printer.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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